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Lest we forget, let wrinkles come with smiling; To-morrow's grief need not be borne to-day. When life's hard road is wearisome and riling, A sense of humour helps to pave the way.
――――♦―――― CONTENTS INTRODUCTION EAWR SARAH'S GETTEN A CHAP SPRING CLENNIN' MONDAY MORNING BAKIN' DAY TO A SILK HAT ON SEEING IT ON A RAG CART IT'S COWD TO-NEET EAWR SAY-SIDE LODGIN' HEAWSE OWD TIMES AN' THESE WATCHING THE WEDDING TH' CHILDER'S HOLIDAY TO A FLY STUCK FAST ON A FLY PAPER MY OWD CASE CLOCK A NIGHT OF SONG PINNACLES AND MONOCLES LANCASHIRE'S ALL RIGHT WHEN I WER' A BIT OF A LASS BILL KNOCKER TO A CAGED LARK TO AN UNCAGED LARK A MORNING GOSSIP MY NEW TYPEWRITER OWD AN' POOR IT'S MOTHER 'AT KNOWS MY OWD PIPE LOST! A LODGIN' HEAWSE GIVE AN' TAK' FEIGHT FAIR EAWR MARKET NEET POOR FAYTHER FRIDAY NEET A DIP AT SOUTHPORT DO A GOOD TURN WHEN YO' CON ME AN' SARAH TO A FLY IN A BOWL OF MILK "NEVER MIND" LANKY HUMOUR FOR T' BEST WHEN T' TURKEY COMES ON T' TABLE A GRADELY MON COB-COALING TIME GRIN TED BUTTERWORTH BUYS A TROMBONE LOVE-SICK YO'R DEAREST FRIEND TH' OWD FIDDLER ONE GOOD TURN TO AN ACHIN' TOOTH COTTON FOWD THAT GOOD OWD 'TATO-PIE YONDER MOOR EAWR LANCASHIRE DIALECT THE TIGER INN AT AUSTERLANDS SNOBBERY BASHFUL GEORGE TAYLOR BE REASONABLE KEEP JOGGIN' ON AN OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK BE HUMAN HEAWS TH' BRASS, LADS CHEER UP, MOTHER WIDOW BEWITCHED PRATTY ROSIE BROWN CHEER UP WEISHIN' DAY SHUTTLE KISSIN' TO A DEAD PIG'S HEAD CHRISTMAS A HELPING HAND WHEN MOTHER GOES A-BEIGHIN' IN A BROKEN RHAPSODY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS HIS NOSE SHOVED OUT PUSH V. STUPIDITY BILLY BARLEY LEST YOU FORGET LIST OF SUBSCRIBERS ――――♦―――― ILLUSTRATIONS SAM FITTON THE "ROYAL TIGER" "IT'S COWD TO-NEET" MY OWD CASE CLOCK TED'S TROMBONE THE BIRTHPLACE OF SAM FITTON ――――♦――――
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